Is this chick FO' REAL?

I know a few crazy bitches I could introduce you to. 
They're the girls that dated my boyfriends UNTIL I CAME ALONG.
  1. When you are throwing a temper tantrum via social media, please make sure you do not have any spelling or grammatical errors.  I will NEVER take you seriously, grammatically correct or not.  However, I firmly believe that your audience will much more if you proofread.  You obviously wanted EVERYONE to see this, so you may as well  have given it your best effort.
  2. Who exactly are you friends with on Facebook?  I’m quite selective, so I find it quite sad that you choose to “interact” with women that are sluts and hit on your boyfriend. 
  3. A)  You were deleted right after I took this screen shot. B)  Chances are they’re not sluts and don’t give a fuck about your boyfriend, but C)  calling you delusional was my next point.
  4. Have you ever heard of the phrase “it takes two to tango?”
  5. Does your boyfriend [who you just became Facebook official with at the same time you posted this… see how I noticed that?] get turned on by psychotic, attention-seeking behavior?
  6. You are an embarrassment to females and the reason why “bitches be crazy.”
  7. Threatening via social media is SO SCARY.
  8. Actually “fucking someone up” is SUPER CLASSY.
  9. You forgot the caps lock, so I actually can’t tell if you’re yelling or not.
  10. I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON MAKING FUN OF YOU RIGHT NOW.

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